Me entering the Marauders' fandom:
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself start shipping Harry Potter's dad and his godfather's brother.
a relationship should be mutually beneficial. he kills my enemies and i lick the blood off him afterwards.
when i first found out about one direction i must have watched 800 youtube compilations of their best/funniest moments in a single day, i was literally twitching, my face hurt from smiling, and my legs had red marks from my laptop burning through my flesh it was the most amazing day of my life.
